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arielmh:

"We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles. I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.” [x]And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…

arielmh:

"We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles.

 I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.”
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And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…

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Filed under this is my design like no seriously i'm so fucking furious at all of you for not smothering me in images of this scene fucking LOOK AT HIM JESUS FUCKING FUCK ME CHRIST

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An abridged history of Miss Officer and Mr. Truffles

kenyatta:

A photo of a Canadian RCMP officer taking a pic of a young bear makes the news in 2011.

The photo gets famous on Tumblr in late 2013. Someone in the reblog suggests that it’d make a great cartoon:

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An artist (lemonteaflower) creates single pane art of the imagined cartoon about the officer and the bear. lemonteaflower titles it "Miss Officer and Mr Truffles."

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The ‘Miss Officer and Mr Truffles’ art inspires other artists to make fan art as well.

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There’s drawings and animations and theme music and fanfic. There is an au crossover prompt. There is headcanon about the fancanonTHERE ARE NEW CHARACTERS. There are fandom complaints about the unfair treatment of Miss Officer and Mr Truffles compared to other shows (deservedly so.)

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This is an entire fan ecosystem grown out in a matter of hours, all without official canon (h/t Mike Rugnetta for the idea.)

Oh yeah, and thanks to DailyDot, the RMCP officer created a Tumblr just to say hi and show her appreciation.

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This is beautiful and fascinating.

(via mags-meandering)

Filed under the internet is so COOL fandom is just like the best thing and people who don't get it confuse me and make me sad and can get right outta my face LOOK AT HOW FUCKING MAGICAL THIS IS people just DECIDED THEY LIKED THIS PICTURE and MADE UP A STORY and a bunch of other people went along with it!! and made a thing JUST BECAUSE that's so fucking GREAT people are GREAT

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Filed under so in the first book crichton kills him off but of course he was CRAZY POPULAR so when he wrote the lost world (which he wrote because they wanted to make a second film) he brought ian back to be the main character i'd like to think that if they'd followed the book faithfully everyone would've wanted a movie about sarah after the lost world came out because she's the fucking best in that book like not to hate on ian i love him but she is QUEEN of that book DAMN

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My story? It’s exactly the same as your story, just one chapter behind. I chased a man across the seven seas. The pursuit cost me my crew… my commission… and my life.

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Filed under bring me that horizon SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS SCREAMING AND CRYING FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE OVER JAMES NORRINGTON LOVE LETTERS TO JAMES NORRINGTON'S EVERYTHING I CAN'T STOP CAPSLOCKING DON'T TOUCH ME my DARLING BAB my ONE TRUE LOVE my DARLING BOY FOREVER I CANNOT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME

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mollyfostergraham:

emotional-heimlich:

racethewind10:

fandomfairy

#Nothing says straight like painting a massive painting of another woman  #from memory alone 

Moriarty takes fanart to a whole new level

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But do you imagine Jamie trying to figure out what to do with the thing after they told her Joan was coming? 

should i hide it?

where to hide it there is no place to hide it? should i turned around? they will notice? should i paint over it? HELL NO MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND NEMESIS

should i leave it here at the center of the room and play it cool?

yes yes be cool jamie cool evil villain be cool channel all your cool villain stuff…

*nailed it*

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Filed under twotwoonebee fucking cries oh my god

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Filed under gay wizard adventure fun show YO REAL TALK I LOVE GWEN I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH i love awkward first season gwen with her half-crush on merlin and foot-in-mouth i love fierce gwen i love how sweet she is and how strong i L O V E love love LOVE that she is queen in the end with the knights to support her i love that she works out merlin's magic on her own just SHE'S SO FUCKING GREAT what a great wonderful perfect interpretation of this character wow gosh yes just all of the high fives