Posts tagged which drives me sort of insane
Posts tagged which drives me sort of insane
I just love thar Tumblr’s problem with 50 Shades of Grey isn’t “my goodness, it’s so pornographic!” but instead “oh my god this is the worst written porn I’ve ever read am I allowed to send this author some choice livejournal entries so she can improve her style”
seriously though I REALLY LIKE PORN
PORN IS GREAT
AND THIS IS SUCH BAD AWFUL PORN
and so many people are going crazy over it because the world is full of sexually-repressed ladies who don’t know any better
women of the world
there is good porn out there
and you are allowed to read it
or watch it
or do whatever the fuck you want to do
THERE IS SERIOUSLY NO SHAME IN IT
PLEASE DON’T SETTLE FOR THIS SHITTY EXCUSE FOR PORNOGRAPHY JUST BECAUSE IT’S BECOME POPULAR AND MAINSTREAM AND THEREFORE SEEMS SOMEHOW SAFER THAN THAT OTHER STUFF
AKA THE GOOD STUFF
this is like avatar all over again, when people who normally didn’t enjoy fantasy/sci-fi were suddenly like OH MY GOSH, I WANT TO BE A BLUE CAT PERSON?? I MEAN I WOULD NEVER BE INTO THAT OTHER STUFF, THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS STUFF, I MEAN, THAT’S JUST NOT ME, BUT THIS BLUE CAT PERSON SOCIETY SPEAKS TO ME
like
what you’re saying is that you think, somehow, that in order to enjoy “that type of stuff” you need to be a certain type of person, a type of person with various social stigmas attached that you don’t want to be associated with. and what i’m saying is that those social stigmas are bullshit, and any type of person can enjoy ANY TYPE OF THING and it doesn’t need to define who you are and you don’t need to feel bad about enjoying whatever you enjoy, so long as you aren’t hurting anyone in the process, and you definitely don’t need to make anyone else feel bad about what THEY enjoy so long as they aren’t hurting anyone either
so go ahead and enjoy 50 shades. my sister’s reading it now; as a long-time enjoyer of twilight fanfiction, she tells me it’s about par for the course, and not bad. but as you’re enjoying it, please keep in mind that if what you’re enjoying is the sex, there is better stuff out there to be had.
just.
be aware that you have options, okay?
okay. thanks. i’ll shut up about it now.