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saskiahamiltons:

coolestgirl-:

I just love thar Tumblr’s problem with 50 Shades of Grey isn’t “my goodness, it’s so pornographic!” but instead “oh my god this is the worst written porn I’ve ever read am I allowed to send this author some choice livejournal entries so she can improve her style”

 #We are the largest gathering of literary pornography snobs

seriously though I REALLY LIKE PORN

PORN IS GREAT

AND THIS IS SUCH BAD AWFUL PORN

and so many people are going crazy over it because the world is full of sexually-repressed ladies who don’t know any better

women of the world

there is good porn out there

and you are allowed to read it

or watch it

or do whatever the fuck you want to do

THERE IS SERIOUSLY NO SHAME IN IT

PLEASE DON’T SETTLE FOR THIS SHITTY EXCUSE FOR PORNOGRAPHY JUST BECAUSE IT’S BECOME POPULAR AND MAINSTREAM AND THEREFORE SEEMS SOMEHOW SAFER THAN THAT OTHER STUFF

AKA THE GOOD STUFF

this is like avatar all over again, when people who normally didn’t enjoy fantasy/sci-fi were suddenly like OH MY GOSH, I WANT TO BE A BLUE CAT PERSON?? I MEAN I WOULD NEVER BE INTO THAT OTHER STUFF, THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS STUFF, I MEAN, THAT’S JUST NOT ME, BUT THIS BLUE CAT PERSON SOCIETY SPEAKS TO ME

like

what you’re saying is that you think, somehow, that in order to enjoy “that type of stuff” you need to be a certain type of person, a type of person with various social stigmas attached that you don’t want to be associated with. and what i’m saying is that those social stigmas are bullshit, and any type of person can enjoy ANY TYPE OF THING and it doesn’t need to define who you are and you don’t need to feel bad about enjoying whatever you enjoy, so long as you aren’t hurting anyone in the process, and you definitely don’t need to make anyone else feel bad about what THEY enjoy so long as they aren’t hurting anyone either

so go ahead and enjoy 50 shades. my sister’s reading it now; as a long-time enjoyer of twilight fanfiction, she tells me it’s about par for the course, and not bad. but as you’re enjoying it, please keep in mind that if what you’re enjoying is the sex, there is better stuff out there to be had.

just.

be aware that you have options, okay?

okay. thanks. i’ll shut up about it now.

(Source: angryladies, via jawnsnough)

Filed under ugh my mom wants to read these and i just know she's going to fucking love them because she is also sexually repressed which drives me sort of insane because she can get so OH MY GOSH over talking about sex stuff and like hooowww how can that be possible and also why i hate it! you have had sex OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE HAD SEX how can the fact that sex happens make you uncomfortable i don't understand aaahhhh