Posts tagged yes
Posts tagged yes
My friend Rachel spotted these cuties at this years Comic Con SD
Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well
they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL”
SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL?
MA, THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE
aka the Kissing Gif Masterpost
All right, anon… Here you go.
And bonus never-before seen gif:
i never said i was a role model
you’re my role model
did these things happen because this show is somehow available to watch somewhere?
because if so
someone needs to hook me up
this post literally gets me through everything and anything
is having a penis weird
it just hangs there
girls make it sound so weird omg its not like we think about it all the time
do you all sit there and think about your boobs all the time?
derek dont you mean HUNKULESE
oh god I ship it like an imperial class star destroyer
oh my GOD
I am FLINGING myself into a volcano over this. FLINGING. INTO A VOLCANO. THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING OF ALL TIME. Will someone please rec to me AT ONCE any and all JARVIS/Tony fic there may be out there, PARTICULARLY if JARVIS is personified by Paul Bettany.
I really just spend a lot of time hoping that someday someone who both loves Paul Bethany and Jarvis will get ahold of Iron Man or the Avengers or some other movie with Tony and will make this a beautiful reality.
The L.A. Complex
it’s my headcanon for this that derek speaks enough basic english to get by while visiting hogwarts
he does not, however, speak stiles
which is a language that many native english speakers don’t even grasp on a good day
So I wrote more…
“Christ, tu parles trop vite,” Derek says with a frown. Stiles just grins because Derek speaking French has seriously affected how Stiles deals with languages. Ever since their first make out session in the library stacks.
“So that’s why Nolan’s Batman ‘verse is better,” Stiles finishes with a smile. One that has Derek’s eyes flaring with a possessive heat as he pulls Stiles closer despite almost being in each other’s laps in front of the Hufflepuff common room’s fireplace. “But you didn’t understand a thing, did you? I could say anything right now. Like how ridiculously good looking you are. Or how I’m really worried about the second task. I mean, it was dragons the first time. And you nearly got eaten when you turned into a wolf. Like dude, what were you thinking? Oh my god, please tell me you have a better plan for the next task. I’ve gotten used to you groping me in the Great Hall and making out under the stars at the top of the astronomy tower. If anything happened to you-“
Derek pulls his tie hard making Stiles lose his train of thought as Derek’s lips draw his own into a heated kiss.
“I’ll be fine,” growls Derek when they break about for air and Stiles’ heart stutters at the smooth drawl of his accented voice.
“You speak English,” gapes Stiles, scandalized.
“Un ‘tit peu,” responds Derek with a heated gaze and pulls Stiles back into his embrace. Stiles pulls back after two, wait, four lecherous kisses that would scandalize anyone walking into the common room. “Wait, we have to talk about this-oh god, do that thing with your teeth,” Stiles groans as Derek scrapes his mouth down Stiles’ neck instead of answering. “Seriously, you aren’t getting off by distracting me,” Stiles says, his voice cracking as Derek loosens his tie to get better access.
“J’essaie de faire ça,” says Derek before working on giving Stiles the wettest hickie in all of Hogwarts: A History on his neck.
SOBBING TBH. JEN PLEASE WRITE ALL OF THIS. I WANT IT ALL. 5,000,000 WORDS OF THIS PLZ.
Oh god this literally could’ve been like anything at all because I’m so distracted by STILES AS A HUFFLPUFF, YES, FINALLY, THANK YOU. But then this was also awesome and hot and *happy sigh*
OH MY GOD I KNOW IT’S NOT TUESDAY BUT I’M SORRY I JUST COULDN’T QUEUE THIS I COULDN’T
i don’t ship friendships much. like, i mean, i do sometimes, and i like friendships a lot, but a lot of the time i am more like THEY ARE SUCH PERFECT BROS THEIR LOVE IS SO ETERNAL or i ship them platonically, like, this is how i felt about alan and denny on boston legal if anyone watched that. they love each other and are committed to each other and are going to spend the rest of their lives together, there just won’t be any sex involved. well, not with each other, anyway. and that’s perfect and i love that, i really like relationships like that.
but i’m more likely to be really interested in the sort of love-hate relationships, the contentious ones, the ones with lots of bickering. that’s what i’ll ship harder, and want to read/write fic about, mostly. i like conflict! idk
i think a little bit this can be traced back to when i was about 10 and saw much ado about nothing and realized that beatrice and benedick were the most perfect couple in the history of perfection ever. like i guess that was probably just the first time i realized that i like that kind of relationship but maybe that one example ended up making me seek out more or something? idk. and then a few years later i fell in love with gone with the wind, which, yeah. not to mention my life-long obsession with star wars (and especially han and leia).
so pairings of the friends-turned-to-more variety rarely appeal to me as much as the “god i can’t stand you why aren’t you kissing me right now” sort. which is why, though i think scott and allison (or zombie and hanna) (or remus and sirius) (or elizabeth and will) are really cute, i’m more interested in reading or thinking about or analyzing or whatever lydia and jackson (or, potentially, stiles and derek) (or worth and conrad) (or snape and sirius) (or jack and norrington)
who knows why this is a thing
i just know that it is